22 October, 2008

Car Issues

Seeing that Murray is a honest person...

When he traded his car in last week he told him that we needed to fix something to do with the gearbox on the BMW.

So, today he gets the call from Transaxle saying it is going to cost us R10 000.00 odd to have it fixed. Now with that said, he thought long and hard about this...and came up with this solution.

The only reason he traded his car in was too get more of a deposit down for his Tucson and hoping to bring the monthly repayments down too.

Now that the BMW is all fixed and brand new, he decided to keep it for me instead, little old ME, as it is a lot more reliable than my little car.

He spoke to the guy at Hyundai who brought a guy round this afternoon to look at my car, and it is safe to say that my little OLD car that has served me well, has a new owner.

So, when I BMW gets back on Friday, I will be the new driver with: Power Steering, Electric Windows, Central Locking, Automatic and all the other bells and whistles...can you hear me shouting from my rooftop!!!

Only reason being is that my little 1990 VW 1.8 Golf, never had any of those features...

OMG I am in car heaven...roll on Friday!!

Now I leave you with this little snippet of humour...


AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN.

OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL
WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU
DOING?"


THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD ,UNMARRIED, AND
THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."

THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE
OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.

TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: "DAD I'M
THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."

A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED
THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING T THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.

THE WIFE ASKED: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
THE HUSBAND REPLIED: "I'M WATCHIN RUGBY WITH MY SON-IN-LAW."

2 comments :

  1. Enjoy your new luxury wheels. Enjoyed the joke.

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  2. Congrats on the wheels!! Ha ha ha on that joke!!!

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